One question can carry a whole standup.

Coffee or Tea?

Dogs or Cats?

Early bird or Night owl?

Camera on or Camera off?

Email or Quick meeting?

Standing desk or Sitting desk?

Flight or Invisibility?

Recess or Art class?

Homework first or Games first?

Known for kindness or Known for brilliance?

A rewind button or A pause button?

Dream job, okay pay or Okay job, dream pay?

Better Call Saul or Breaking Bad?

Jimmy or Saul?

Mike or Gus?

Jesse Pinkman or Walter White?

Saul Goodman or Mike Ehrmantraut?

Tighty whities or Hazmat suits?

Comedy or Drama?

Action or Romance?

Horror or Thriller?

The TARDIS or The Dalek spaceship?

Cybermen or The Master?

The Daleks or The Weeping Angels?

Peter or Brian as the main character?

Live in Quahog or Pawtucket?

Stewie’s evil plans or His friendship with Brian?

Joey Tribbiani or Chandler Bing?

Rachel Green or Monica Geller?

Walter White or Jesse Pinkman?

Joey or Chandler?

Monica’s apartment or Joey and Chandler’s apartment?

Central Perk or Monica’s coffee shop?

Robb Stark or Jon Snow?

Daenerys Targaryen or Cersei Lannister?

Fight for House Lannister or House Stark?

McDreamy or McSteamy?

MerDer or Calzona?

Bailey or Webber?

Hogwarts or Ilvermorny?

Gryffindor or Slytherin?

Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw?

Mac or Charlie?

Dennis or Dee?

Paddy’s Pub or Guigino’s?

Manny or Luke?

Gloria or Claire?

Haley or Alex?

Christopher Nolan or Quentin Tarantino?

Steven Spielberg or James Cameron?

The Coen Brothers or Wes Anderson?

Kramer or Newman?

George’s parents or Jerry’s parents?

Soup Nazi or Babu Bhatt?

Nate or David?

Rico or Brenda?

Claire or Ruth?

Eleven or Max?

Dustin or Lucas?

Jonathan or Steve?

Disney+ or Amazon Prime Video?

YouTube TV or Sling TV?

HBO Max or Apple TV+?

Dean or Sam?

Impala or Angel wings?

Salt or Iron?

Sheldon or Leonard?

Penny or Bernadette?

Howard or Raj?

The Crown or Downton Abbey?

Queen Elizabeth II or Queen Victoria?

Prince Philip or Prince Charles?

The Good Place or The Bad Place?

Eleanor or Tahani?

Chidi or Jason?

The Child or Baby Yoda?

IG-11 or Kuiil?

The Razor Crest or Slave I?

Jim or Dwight?

Pam or Karen?

Michael or Jan?

Bart or Lisa?

Homer or Marge?

Springfield or Shelbyville?

Tony Soprano or Paulie Walnuts?

Carmela Soprano or Livia Soprano?

Silvio Dante or Christopher Moltisanti?

Rick or Negan?

Carl or Judith?

Glenn or Abraham?

Stringer Bell or Avon Barksdale?

Bunk or McNulty?

Omar or Marlo?

Mulder or Scully?

Aliens or Monsters?

The Truth or The Conspiracy?

Lamborghini or Ferrari?

McLaren P1 or Bugatti Veyron?

Manual or Automatic gearbox?

Big city or Small town?

Realistic or Fantasy setting?

Modern-day or Historical setting?

Corn on the cob or Baked beans?

Baseball or Frisbee?

Patriotic decor or Minimalist style?

Snowman or Snow angel?

Wrapped gifts or Gift bags?

Classic Christmas movies or New Christmas movies?

Easter wreath or Easter garland?

Easter Bonnet or Easter Bowtie?

Easter Bonnet or Easter Bow Tie?

Apple Cider Donuts or Pumpkin Spice Donuts?

Football or Soccer?

Fall Wedding or Spring Wedding?

Pumpkin spice latte or Apple cider?

Scary stories or Funny Halloween jokes?

Mummy or Witch?

Traveling for New Year’s or Staying home?

Watch a movie or Play board games?

New Year’s Eve charity event or Volunteering at a shelter?

Bird watching or Hiking?

Waterfalls or Babbling brooks?

Light jackets or Heavy sweaters?

Hot Dog or Burger?

Fireworks or Sparklers?

Beach or Pool?

Mashed potatoes or Sweet potato casserole?

Turkey leftovers or Turkey sandwiches?

Roasted turkey or Fried turkey?

Love songs or Love poems?

Teddy bear or Other stuffed animal?

Romantic dinner at home or Fancy restaurant?

Winter sports or Indoor activities?

Cashmere or Wool?

Winter coat or Sweater?

The Strokes or The White Stripes?

The Sopranos or The Wire?

Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?

Instagram stories or Snapchat stories?

Facial recognition or Fingerprint scanner?

Streaming music or Downloading music?

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off or Back to the Future?

Rubik’s Cube or Etch A Sketch?

Madonna or Cyndi Lauper?

Clueless or Mean Girls?

Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?

Saved by the Bell or Beverly Hills 90210?

Comedy or Drama movies?

Jazz or Rock music?

Video games or Board games?

High tops or Loafers for a casual look?

Skinny jeans or Wide-leg trousers for a night out?

Leather jacket or Denim jacket for a rocker vibe?

YouTube or TikTok?

IPhone or Android?

Zoom or Google Meet?

Camping or Hotel for family vacations?

Quality time or Gifts for showing love?

Board games or Video games for family game night?

High heels or Sneakers?

Leather jacket or Denim jacket?

Maxi dress or Mini dress?

Pizza or Pasta?

Coffee or Tea?

Burger or Hot dog?

Call of Duty or Battlefield?

Nintendo or PlayStation?

Xbox or PC gaming?

Yoga or Pilates?

Running or Biking?

Fresh fruit or Dried fruit?

Tea or Coffee?

Netflix or Cinema?

Early bird or Night owl?

Jane Austen or Charlotte Bronte?

A Tale of Two Cities or Oliver Twist?

To Kill a Mockingbird or The Catcher in the Rye?

Rock or Pop?

Classical or Jazz?

Drake or Kendrick Lamar?

Breastfeeding or Formula feeding?

Disposable or Cloth diapers?

Co-sleeping or Separate sleeping arrangements?

Reading self-help books or Listening to podcasts?

Meditation or Exercise for stress relief?

Goal setting or Daily affirmations?

Buy or Lease a car?

Rent or Buy a home?

Fixed or Adjustable rate mortgage?

The Office or Parks and Recreation?

Friends or Seinfeld?

Breaking Bad or The Sopranos?

Basketball or Football?

Soccer or Tennis?

Baseball or Hockey?

Apple or Android?

PC or Mac?

Google or Bing?

Beach vacation or Mountain getaway?

Road trip or Plane ride?

City exploring or Countryside sightseeing?

Adopt or Shop for pets?

Cage-free or Battery-caged eggs?

Wild-caught or Farm-raised seafood?

Modern or Traditional architecture?

Rooftop garden or Backyard pool?

High-rise or Low-rise building?

Google Assistant or Alexa?

Siri or Cortana?

Chatbots or Virtual Assistants?

Electric car or Hybrid car?

Reusable water bottle or Single-use plastic bottles?

Composting or Landfill?

Buy now pay later or Pay upfront?

Brand names or Generic products?

Credit card or Cash payments?

Jail or Prison?

Parole or Probation?

Grand jury or Trial jury?

Folk music or Classical music?

Artifacts or Monuments?

Traditional clothing or Modern clothing?

Stocks or Bonds?

Inflation or Deflation?

Supply-side economics or Demand-side economics?

Reading textbooks or Watching videos to learn?

Writing notes on paper or Typing them on a laptop?

Studying alone or In a group?

Reusable water bottle or Disposable plastic water bottle?

Public transportation or Driving alone?

Plant-based diet or Meat-heavy diet?

Isolationism or Interventionism?

Unilateralism or Multilateralism?

Free trade or Protectionism?

Columbus Day or Indigenous Peoples’ Day?

Alexander Hamilton or Thomas Jefferson?

Boston Tea Party or Declaration of Independence?

Cookies or No cookies?

Single sign-on or Separate logins?

Password manager or Manual passwords?

Reading or Writing?

Speaking or Listening?

Grammar or Vocabulary?

Trial by jury or Bench trial?

Guilty or Not guilty?

Civil law or Criminal law?

Email marketing or Social media marketing?

Influencer marketing or Affiliate marketing?

Native advertising or Display advertising?

Existentialism or Stoicism?

Kantianism or Utilitarianism?

Epistemology or Ethics?

Democracy or Dictatorship?

Socialism or Capitalism?

Globalization or Nationalism?

Introverted or Extroverted?

Brain or Mind?

Fight or Flight?

Walk or Bike to work?

Vegetables or Fruits?

Hand sanitizer or Soap and water?

Praying alone or Praying in a group?

Attending church or Participating in online worship?

Reading the Bible or Listening to a sermon?

Chemistry or Physics?

Biology or Geology?

Astronomy or Astrology?

Self-care or Self-sacrifice?

Freedom or Security?

Equality or Justice?

Manned or Unmanned missions?

Moon or Mars?

NASA or SpaceX?

Reusable water bottle or Single-use plastic bottle?

Composting food scraps or Throwing them away?

Walking or Driving to work/school?

Public transportation or Personal vehicle?

Bike lanes or Wider sidewalks?

Tall skyscrapers or Low-rise buildings?